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RAD AS HECK

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suhhhh. barely ever use this app but here is my face these days! don’t mind the life happening around me. i’m 3months on Testosterone - a place i thought i never would be. i am learning to appreciate myself before and as i transition, and talk kindly to myself, hence the mantras posted for the pleasure of the eyes and ears. hope y’all been good!

  #aboutme    #me    #can’t remember what i tag things lmao    #ftm    #transguy  

toferkhris:

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Well, mystery solved.

Would you ever fuck a tumblr mutual?


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breelissa69-deactivated20211229:

I’d marry one

I literally met the love of my life 7 years ago on this damn site. Took me all the way across the continental US but like .. gonna marry her ☺️

error-404-fuck-not-found:

shera-dnd:

ineffectualdemon:

I don’t think some people understand that true joy in any relationship (romantic or whatever the fuck I have going on) is when you say or share a thing that makes your partner sigh and then stare off in the middle distance as they regret ever having met you

And I can hear some of you saying that’s some heterosexual nonsense but NO

NO

This is UNIVERSAL

And it’s not genuine hate or regret at like being with you. They still love you and shit it’s just you said or sent them something SO CURSED that they just are filled with Regret

And then you cackle like the horrible little gremlin you are and scuttle off to find more things so you can respond to their eventual retaliation

And that is what love is

“I love you” is all nice and good, but nothing compares to “I love you, but shut the fuck up”

once working retail at the jewelry counter i was putting a bunch of new inventory watches in the case, so i had like seven expensive watches in my arms, and this elderly couple walks by and i see the old man’s eyes light up as he darts over to me, and i can see the regret on his wife’s face cause she already knows what’s about to happen-

and he says “i see you’ve got a lot of time your hands!” and then makes the :D face in real life as he dances his way back to his wife who starts walking faster like she’s hoping no one will think they know each other

caramelminx:

wantstoflyafraidtofall:

hey writers! OneLook Thesaurus lets you find that word you can’t think of but can describe! go check it out!

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I can’t convey how happy I am to learn of this resource!!!

  #reference    #this shit useful  
thevoidsystem:
“chestervelt:
“ weirdrussians:
“Translate this meme for me, please.
”
“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”
“Oleg, what the fuck” ”
the best thing ever lmao
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thevoidsystem:

chestervelt:

weirdrussians:

Translate this meme for me, please.

“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”

“Oleg, what the fuck”

the best thing ever lmao

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

kevinshalo:

“What are you twelve”
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

aven-rave:

applied-moths:

infernalpume:

shmeards:

supervirgin:

dontforgettheclit:

iamnotjody:

dope-kulture:

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

i love that victory slide

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm